YOU NEED NOT BE PRESENT TO SUE


Contact: Mike Vallante
Phone: 626-824-8927
August, 2001

 

The 18 million American's who each just won 38 cents in the latest class action lawsuit scam ought to invest their winnings in a postage stamp.

 

That, in turn, should be put on a letter to their Congressional representative, pleading for some change that will bring our civil justice system under control and end this kind of obscenity.

 

For those who missed it, a well-known class action attorney recently sued First USA Bank. Apparently, some credits to the accounts of its card holders may have been posted a day or two late, thereby costing cardholders a day or two of interest. Rallying to the cause of consumers, this attorney managed to obtain a settlement that got cardholders a whopping 38 cents back from First USA. The attorney got $2.5 million.

 

What's worse is that most of the people who won the 38 cents had no idea they were in a lawsuit. Their names and other personal information were simply used without their permission to extort $2.5 million from a company. And as thanks, their "lawyer" sent them chump change. How appropriate.

 

It's a far too common occurrence in our legal system today, and it's to the point that the settlement letters that class action lawyers send would be more appropriate if the envelope said "You may already have sued some big company."

 

The parallels between our class action system and sweepstakes contests are as disturbing as they are a plea for reform. First, there are millions of consumers who don't know how "fixed" the system is, and they really think they might win the jackpot. Second, the real outcome for most of them amounts to little more than a booby prize. Third, the only real winners are those who organized the event, in this case, the class action lawyers.

 

The class action system, once envisioned as a means of streamlining the civil justice system, called the key to the courthouse door, has been perverted into the class action lawyers' key to the legal lottery. The rules of engagement are fairly simple: find or invent some form of liability, file a class action on behalf of consumers, agree to a settlement and collect your winnings. The First USA case was a textbook example.

 

In most cases, consumers aren't even informed they're a member of the class until it's all over. Or if they are, it's usually on a 4-page document written in 6-point font that tells them they need to write a letter asking to opt-out if they want no part of it.

 

Anyone who fails to notice this statement, or who can't read English, or who is out of town on vacation, is automatically included as a member of the class. In their name, attorneys then proceed with lawsuits with no objective other than to line their own pockets. Examples are everywhere:

 

· In a class action lawsuit against Cheerios cereal over a food additive with no evidence of injury to any consumers, lawyers were paid nearly $2 million, or roughly $2,000 per hour. Consumers received coupons for a free box of cereal.

 

· One consumer learned he'd been involved in a class action when he received notice that his mortgage bank would be paying him $2.19 as compensation, but $91.33 would be deducted from his bank account to pay the lawyers' fees of $8.5 million.

 

· Recently, manufacturers settled a class action lawsuit over the size of computer monitor screens. Each class member received a $13 rebate toward the purchase of $250 in new computer equipment, while the attorneys received $5.8 million in fees.

 

Today's class action system is a far cry from what early pioneers envisioned, as consumers are now being made victims a second time by their own lawyers.

 

We need reforms that will serve consumers better. Judges should be required to carefully evaluate attorneys fees to determine if the class members are truly benefiting from the action. An "opt in" reform to replace the "opt out" requirement would ensure consumers aren't used as cash cows and that only cases with real merit are brought.

 

Consumers, and the nation, would be better served if the lottery mentality is removed from the class action system, and replaced by a mystical concept I like to call justice.


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